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My age is: in: pick one human years. dog years. cat years. my heart. my dreams. a time warp. centimeters.

This is where I am:

My webpage URL is:

My webpage title is:

How I found you:
pick one on a webcam listing. from an online quiz. on a webcam poll. from a link. with a search engine. in a house with a mouse. from an email. yes. word-of-mouth. mouth-to-mouth. my cat typed in the url. fate brought us together. my bookmarks. shhh! it's a secret... i followed my [insert body part here]. a little birdie told me. another page by stephanie. i forgot... ~~~telepathy~~~ i just got lucky! i was looking for pr0n! i got lost... i was abducted!?! i followed a trail of breadcrumbs. scotty beamed me here... who are you, & what did you do to my turnip!? yo mamma. it's all a big mistake... 42. i was running from a woozle! i got stuck! i am a Bear of Very Little Brain and i forgot! where am I again? I followed the yellow brick road... my fairy godmother. i used the force. i sent myself by air mail. i was sucked in! i had no choice! i was kidnapped! a dream a nightmare a friend... *winkwink* the voices in my head... cha! cha! cha! chia! i heard it in $1.25 played backwards. my invisible friend. my pimp bitch-slapped me and i landed here. mr. potato-head and his bucket of parts. santa claus. eh??? you told me, duh! you owe me $1.25! pay up! the beautious stephanie oops! I was supposed to be somewhere else. other (see below)
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I think stephanie should:
pick one smile more. get n8kd. stay just the way she is. sing the national anthem at a sporting event. divorce dan and marry me. do the hussle! be president. have plastic surgery. be sent lots of money and presents. send me lots of money and presents. curl up and die. make more money. get fake boobs. stop picking her nose on camera! eat more nach0z. preform sexual acts on camera. pr0n!! take requests. wave to me. kiss me. be a goddess. never show her face 'round these parts again! gain some weight. loose some weight. shave her head. shave her cat. shave her tongue. dance for me! kick my ass. preform body-cavity searches. wear a moomoo. go to hell. other (see below)
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Stephanie's hair should be:
blonde
red
brown
purple
multi-colored
Other: